Maths Teacher : What Is A Line?
Santa : A Line Is A Dot That's Going For A Walk.
Teacher : Then What Is A Parallel Line?
Santa : A Dot Is Going For A Walk With His Girl Friend.
The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?
Man said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man --- So that you will love them.
Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man --- So that they will love you.
Boss : We need someone for this Job, who is Responsible.
Santa : Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job,
whenever anything went wrong, they said I am Responsible...
Once Santa went to Court
Judge :- Order..! Order..!
Santa :- "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa , 3 idaly and 1 Maza"
Judge :- "Shut-Up"
Santa :- "No..No....Thums Up Charged Ice Chilled..!"