God saw u Hungry,he created Pizza
He saw u thirsty,he created Pepsi
He saw u in dark, he created light
he saw me without Problem, he created U


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Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

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A beautiful girl asked me in a restaurant, "Are you single?"
I happily replied, "Yes..."
She took away the extra chair in front of me!


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Changing Exam Pattern
Year 1995 : Answer All Question.
Year 2000 : Answer Any 5 Question
Year 2005 : Select Any Correct Answer (A B or C).
Year 2010 : Write Either A or B.
Year 2015 : Please Only Read the Questions.
Year 2020 : Thanks for Coming !!!

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Husband asks : Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...
Without Information, Fighting Everytime !!
WIFE says : No darling , it means With Idiot For Ever


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An Engineer Having No Child, No Money, No Home, Blind Mother, Prays To God.
God Says He Will Grant Him One Wish.
Engineer: “I Want My Mother To See My Wife Putting Diamond Bangles On My Child’s Hands In Our New Bungalow.”
God: “Damn! I Still Have A Lot To Learn From These Engineers.”
Engineers Always Rock.

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Wife:
Today, I want to relax,
so I have brought three movie tickets.
Husband: why three tickets?
Wife: for you and your parents.

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Teacher: who will tell the chemical formula of water?
One student: Its “h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.”
Teacher: What is this?
Student: Mam, yesterday you told us that it is H to O !!

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